Monthly Archives: March 2010
You Want Happy Ending?
Mavrick and I have been hard at work preparing our new home. And when I say Mavrick and I, I mean Mavrick. The bulk of the work has been painting, or power-tool related, neither of which are very mindbling friendly. … Continue reading
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Wormy Prays to the Netti Pot Gods
I never had allergies as a kid, teenager or young adult. I could eat anything, never got sick and had energy to spare. These days, my nose is constantly clogged, avocado will literally kill me and I’m beat every single … Continue reading
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Bitch Slap Episode #2
Welcome to Episode #2 of Bitch Slap! The Bitches dish on Ed Hardy, She’s Out of My League and Tiger Woods’ sexting. WARNING!!! This is not suitable for work or children! Hot Mama has the potty mouth this time….oh yeah, … Continue reading
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Mindbling Ponders the Big Issues Part Three: Wherein She Wonders Why Anyone In Their Ever-Loving Mind Would Get Pregnant On Purpose
We have already established that I am not a fan of the being pregnant. Anyone who tells you it is so beautiful and so natural and it’s the spiritual and physical equivalent of having a unicorn land in your yard … Continue reading
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Laundry, metaphorically speaking…
I have about 65 loads of laundry to do. Always. I was staring at it today and I started to really think about that laundry. It’s much easier to stare at it then actually do it, and here is what … Continue reading
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Hot Mama’s Thoughts On the Importance of Sex Toys
As some of you may know, I sell sex toys on the side. I say on the side as if I have another job, which I don’t. I don’t really do parties that often, but I always have catalogs and … Continue reading
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What to REALLY Expect When You’re Expecting
I was 19 when I was pregnant with jr. I wasn’t concerned with educating myself on what was happening to me, because everyone knows that 19 year-olds know everything anyway. I figured as long as I ate enough food to … Continue reading
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Hot Mama’s Dining Crisis
My stuff is old. No, not THAT, you dirty birds! I mean the stuff in my house. I would say that 70 per cent of my stuff is hand me downs. Don’t judge. I had babies young, got married young, … Continue reading
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The Day I Thought Mindbling Was a Crazy Stalker Chick
Hey-o! Mindbling here. My partner in fertilization, Mavrick, has something to say. And I’m going to let him say it. For once. This should make him very happy. Enjoy a little peak into what it’s like to be my baby … Continue reading
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Wormy is Trolling YouTube for Tampons
Kotex Feminine Products has a new ad promotion that is actually being banned from TV. Who knew you couldn’t say the word “Vagina” on network television? Thank God for the Internet, we can say it over and over…VAGINA…VAGINA…VAGINA….I just had … Continue reading
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Bethany
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Hot Mama
