Big news over here at Bitchburgh. One of the Bitches got knocked up. That’s right. One of us had a sperm fertilize an egg, and it is now busy developing into what will surely be the coolest, if not the snarkiest, child on the planet. But which one of us is it?
Could it be …. Wormy?
Let’s think this one out. Wormy and Chilla are hella in love, and have been having a mind-blowing amount of sex. Next up on their agenda is marriage and children, like in a year or two, but DID LIFE HAVE OTHER PLANS?? Wormy is thirty coughcoughcough, and anxious to be a first time mom. Could this be a most welcome happy accident?
…or could it be Mindbling?
Her and Mavrick have also been hitting it pretty hard. And they do drink a lot, which could lead to poor decision making. But is this self-professed ‘One and done’ really willing to hit the reset button and start over with jr. being thisclose to full grown? Also, can she really stop drinking long enough to gestate? And, are her rum-soaked eggs even still viable?
… or could it be Hot Mama?
Is this married mother of two beautiful boys finally trying for that little bitch she has always wanted? We know her youngest son, Smiley, hopes so, because he is getting tired of her dressing him up in leopard print. But! Do married people really even have sex? So many questions ….
And only ONE right answer. Can YOU guess which Bitch got knocked up? We will be giving away a box of wine to one of our lucky readers. Just leave your best guess in the comments section, hell, you can even toss in a reason if you want, and a randomly drawn winner will be the lucky recipient of the best boxed wine money can buy for under $20.
Good luck peeps! Have fun wondering about the fate of our vaginas!!
Wormy, Mindbling, and Hot Mama-