Hot Mama Discovers The Revolution of Porn

This pic really doesn't have much to do with my post...but what the hell. That's hilarious and you know it!

This link contained in this post is NSFW, for kids, or for anyone out there with an aversion to porn!

As a disclaimer, I do not go around the internet searching for porn. Not that there is anything WRONG with porn, but it just does not really cater to women. If you watch a porno with ‘stars’, the women are usually hot and the men, while being very well endowed, are usually just plain butt ugly. Look at Ron Jeremy. That is one fugly looking dude…and I am pretty sure he is older then my dad. Ew.

Anyway, I stumbled across this website. Don’t ask me how…the story of how I stumbled across it is way too innocent and may be disappointing to you. But I stumbled across it while doing some completely unrelated research and was just, well, floored.

Beautifulagony.com (seriously, do not open the link at work. I do not want anyone’s job termination riding on my shoulders) is not your typical, run of the mill, erotica. Their tagline is ‘facettes de la petite mort’…which is French for ‘faces of the little death’…ie, The Ohhhh-Face. Which is exactly what it is. Hundreds of videos of guys and girls experiencing The Big O. The catch is that each and every video only shows the person from the neck up. There is absolutely no nudity whatsoever.

The site is paid subscription (though, trust me, if you are bound and determined, you can find the videos elsewhere on the Interwebs. And since I am a bound a determined bitch once I set my mind to something, I am not a paid subscriber. Not yet anyway) and the videos are user submitted.

User submitted? Yep, that’s right. These are regular people…your neighbors, the chick who works at the dry cleaner, the dude who bags your groceries, the lady who does your nails. (Hopefully, she washes her hands first)

Oh, and they aren’t all hotties, either. People of all ages, races, sizes, and shapes. People with moles on their faces. People with double chins. People with lazy eyes. You name it, it’s on there.

Think it sounds stupid? Think again. I have to admit, I was mesmerized. What other moment is there in the life of a human being that leaves you more open, more vulnerable, and more NAKED? What other moment is it acceptable to completely give up self control, to cuss out loud, and scream? None. Well, childbirth. But other then that, none.

You can’t see what is going on off camera…you have no idea what these people are into, who or what is making them feel that way, whether they are gay or straight, alone or with a partner. These people are letting you in. REALLY in.  To a moment that, if you are like me, a very short list has actually ever seen. And here are these peeps, letting themselves go in front of God and everybody.

There is a part of me, the rational part, that knows that your online doings can be just as easily viewed by strangers as it can be viewed by your 4th grade teacher or your mom. That part of me thinks What in the love of everything holy would you want to do whatever it is that you do (and most of these people go about it with themselves) to make you feel that and then put it on a website?? Oh, the horror!!

But there is another part of me, the irrational, free spirited part, that thinks, well what the hell. That is freaking HOT. I almost admire them. I could never in a million years put myself on blast like that, but I surely can appreciate those that do. These people know full well about their double chin or their mole. They know about the weird sounds they make. They know that their face contorts like they just drank bitter beer or that their eyes roll back in their head like they are dying. But they don’t care. They are putting it out there anyway. That’s fuckin brave.

One of the coolest parts about the site is that you can see the people talking, post-completion…they discuss their reasons, their views on sex, their love for their partner, their lives outside the bedroom, etc.

So why in the hell would someone want to do this, you ask? Some of them talk about it in their confessions. It’s different to different people…reasons vary from it simply being a turn on to doing it all for the sake of erotic art. They are fully aware that they will be watched, probably by some sickos…but at the same time, I can’t imagine a die-hard porn addict being drawn to this site. It’s too artsy, too real, too intimate.

I think this is the revolution of porn…if you can even call it porn. I would call it erotica. It’s accessible…it’s raw…slightly cringe-worthy…and it’s not catered just to men. I say that because it’s hot in a way that is mysterious. It made me feel the same way I felt the summer before my Freshman year in high school and I read Judy Blume’s famous book ‘Forever’…the sex was happening, she describes it, but not in too much detail. It leaves questions. I like that. I think I read that book ten times that summer.

If you have an open mind, check it out. I will tell you that it made me, the girl who sells sex toys and is not at all freaked out about discussing sex, blush. It’s that intense. If you are still scared or you don’t believe me, just go ahead and google ‘what is beautiful agony’. Apparently, it is a hot topic among lots of blogs. Who knew? Am I just behind the times or what?

XOXO,
Hot Mama

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6 responses to “Hot Mama Discovers The Revolution of Porn

  1. Scot

    Yeah, that’s a good one all right. Except of course the dudes. That’s just plain unnecessary.

    • Hot Mama

      Haha! I was just telling Mindbling that the dudes all look like cavemen. It is slightly disturbing. But entertaining nonetheless!

  2. Oh, like cavemen can’t have sex. Of course they can. That’s why there are regular men here today. They just had enough decorum not to video tape it.

    You get a crowd of people (like on the Internet) and there are always going to be those who want the spotlight of attention, no matter what it takes to get it and no matter the consequences. That’s why kids get tazed running on ballfields.

    On another tangent, everytime I drive by the The “O” in Oakland, I think of people doing their O faces. Does that make me a perv, or just hungry? Or a hungry perv?

  3. I feel the same way, at the beginning of the National Anthem.

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