I have road rage issues. I can’t stand the stupidity, arrogance or entitlement behavior of some drivers. I yell, scream and curse at all of them, all the time. Now this isn’t to say I’m evil. I don’t wish anyone dead or maimed. I do however, wish that they shit their pants. Cause really, what’s worse than shitting your pants while in your car, stuck in traffic?
Yesterday, I’m sitting in two lanes of traffic heading south. There is a side street to my right that has a stop sign. The car in front of me pauses to allow car #1 to merge from the stop sign. In doing this, car #2 decides he doesn’t have to stop at the sign or wait his turn or yield to traffic. Car #1 goes and car #2 gasses it behind him and shoots across two lanes of traffic south and then two lanes of traffic north. Me being me, say to my self “I hope you shit your pants!!” and watch as he pulls into the church parking lot. It was a priest. I just told a priest that I hope he shits his pants. I am going to hell.