I am very disappointed with our local media. I thought FOR SURE they would have named this heat wave by now. Because, as we all know, this heat is a VERY BIG STORY. I can’t remember the last time a BIG weather related story didn’t get a name, a graphic, and a hashtag on Twitter. SO! Since our local Pittsburgh media are apparently too heat-addled to think of something, I’m going to help them out.
Burghers and Frys
Hot Dogs and Burghers
Also, here are some helpful tips for staying cool this weekend:
Don’t go outside.
Feel free to leave your name ideas and tips in the comments. If the heat hasn’t turned you into a zombie or something.